STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SEE YOU IN THE WHITE SLAVERY “RING”

If I were going to bust up a White Slavery ring, I’d do it as a massive, 1/16 native wrestler who’s only word is “ARGGGHHH”. Simple as that. P.S. Arab gentleman, one day we’re gonna liberate them white slaves and make you give them 40 wardrobes and a spa and don’t try to weasel out of it like an Indian giv’r. No offense to my imaginary, massive, 1/16 native wrestler self.

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This entry was posted on 04.16.09 at 11:42 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

11 Comments

Red Says:

Is that Drew Barrymore at the end there?

04.16.09 at 12:41 pm
Principal Dondlelinger Says:

hahahaha ESPECIALLY from Russia.

04.16.09 at 1:12 pm
gutthole Says:

wtf is buff bagwell dressing as a native for? is he that desperate for cash?

04.16.09 at 1:22 pm
buffalowinger Says:

what movie is this from?

04.16.09 at 4:30 pm
Bryan Alvarez Says:

Thats from an old Andy Sedaris movie. I used to see it on Cinemax all the time back in the 90’s. Ha, Buff Bagwell. What a loser.

04.16.09 at 5:57 pm
i want Says:

mmmmm Russia

04.16.09 at 9:27 pm
homeless. Says:

hahaha. what the hell?

04.17.09 at 9:30 am
alienmode Says:

what is the song that plays at the end?

04.17.09 at 10:42 pm
Dr. Furious Says:

heloo

04.22.09 at 8:51 am
Last In Line For Almost Gang Bang Says:

gay

04.22.09 at 5:27 pm
c'mon now Says:

does anyone else find it impossible to get any tvcarnage clips to stream smoothly?

04.26.09 at 4:36 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.