STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Years ago I was at my buddy Shawn Wilson’s home and his sister and her friends were cooing and crying while watching Dirty Dancing (aka Filthy Prancing) on the television machine as he and I stood their laughing up a storm . Finally Shawn’s sister stood up in a rage, tears rolling down her cheeks and screamed “He’s doing it for the applause”
I was wearing red, ball-hugging gitch and a fur coat at the time (as is my proclivity) and we further laughed our behinds right off of our bodies.
Since then, my ass has been reattached and the laughter has been replaced by a solemn nod.

He simply did it for the applause. That’s all.
I gotta go for a walk now.

XO
PINKY CARNAGE

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8 Comments

bolo Says:

warm and supple.

09.15.09 at 12:46 pm
cuntvomit Says:

Real talk

09.15.09 at 1:32 pm
hello Says:

hearing him speak about the rubber band made me warm and supple

09.15.09 at 3:05 pm
Time for Supple Says:

Swayze was that rare breed of celeb that aren’t assholes.

09.15.09 at 7:39 pm
Mike Says:

I did the same thing as you… busting on the girls for loving Swayze to death. But I was hatin’! He was rolling and I was jealous.

This video proves that he was Good People.

I’ll miss you Patrick.

My man.

09.16.09 at 1:56 am
Mike Says:

PS did you know he started his film career at 31? the Outsiders.

My man.

09.16.09 at 1:57 am
Farting in Elevators Says:

Swayze’s #1 fan is in the movie Gummo.

09.16.09 at 11:23 am
Did You Know Says:

Swayze was the first to utter the phrase “I’m Swayze”, coining the hip hop term “Swayze”, which means “to be done or to be gone” like his character in the motion picture Ghost. Every rapper, from Method Man to Method Man has used this term.

09.19.09 at 9:00 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.