STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SKATE BOARDING SUPER MOVES

Please do NOT try these moves EVER. Blair has been doing these moves for 1 yr , Rick for 7 years and the leader of the gang, 4 months. This shit is hard to do, okayyyy? The 70 yr old host couldn’t do it, you won’t be able to because it takes years to learn one thing and one thing only; it’s all in balance and different things.

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5 Comments

erm Says:

gzowski was laughing in his face, anyone else catch that
personally i’m glad gzowski’s dead anyone else

09.15.08 at 8:14 pm
Gillian Says:

Real glad, asshole.

09.15.08 at 11:49 pm
iik Says:

What a fucking letdown.

09.16.08 at 7:12 pm
Pooipe Pants Says:

anyone else?

09.16.08 at 8:52 pm
elston gunn Says:

i thought it was funny. this old hack trying to understand this new craze that has all the young people riding around on plywood nailed to rollerskate wheels.

09.22.08 at 2:09 pm

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