STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SO YOU WANNA LIVE IN CANADA EH?

For all that you think you know about Canada being liberal and cool and having awesome Medicare and blah, blah,blah; get ready to talk about cheap will kits over a glass of discount wine while bathing in Gordons and Ellens like this, everywhere you go.

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ironic beard/glasses combo. Says:

Kay, I’ve always had theories on why that commercial is so awful. 1: The director’s a member of the Canadian Legal Society, who’s just ‘messin’ around’ with a new camera. He probably shot homemade porn of the wife to try out his new gear. 2: Unibrows.

Yous guys and your legal advice is making this place less “Street Carnage” and more “Street Cents”. Not that I’m against it.

05.21.09 at 9:36 pm
Boost Ventilator Says:

Canadian’s also like to party…east coast style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAz9kzJee-s

…and people think the Trailer Park Boys is fictional: http://reallivestreetshit.com/

05.21.09 at 10:14 pm
Doinmusic Says:

This was filmed in my parents neighborhood i bet.

05.21.09 at 10:42 pm
fart Says:

by your parents i bet.

05.22.09 at 1:08 am
5 bucks Says:

for your parents’ legal representation i bet.

05.22.09 at 1:28 am
Flanel Shirt DOA Says:

Now that the will’s taken care of it’s time for bbq and hot tub sex, eh

05.22.09 at 1:48 am
Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

What the fuck is that freak doing at the beginning when his ‘wife’ is reading her lines?

05.22.09 at 9:08 am
Lady Friend Says:

I haven’t seen that in years!

05.22.09 at 12:37 pm
GOLDCAT Says:

ITS THE MOM FROM TROLL2! I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HER!

05.22.09 at 3:38 pm
Brian Says:

The burgers in the bbq are so amazingly pathetic it hurts.

Also, that reallivestreetshit.com is astounding. Why can’t Ontarian criminals be as colourful.

05.23.09 at 12:41 pm
Jerky Says:

God, this is horrifying. He’s reading her lines silently as she delivers them, and his lips are moving. THAT is how un-self-aware our Gordon here is. Plus, she has that “Innsmouth look” and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

05.24.09 at 3:39 pm
Tim Says:

Why is Gordon such a popular name in Canada, anyway?

06.12.09 at 2:13 pm

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There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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