STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

I was always shocked that people still watch soap operas. Then I started watching them again and I have to say they really stepped up their game. First, the sets are perfect. Who doesn’t hang out in a basement boiler room with a brown leather couch and entertainment system? The plots are more dynamic then ever too. Soap Cops solving crimes while playing video games and doing an overview of the previous episodes which include; bone marrow theft, kidnapping, murder, just to name a few. Then there is the general vibe itself. A “Just For Men” advertisement with triple the budget and quadrupole the improvisational acting! Hey soaps, relax, I’m back!

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8 Comments

bryce beckham Says:

amazing!

08.18.08 at 12:09 pm
ladycake Says:

How little are they trying? This little! So good! Thanks.

08.18.08 at 6:49 pm
egad Says:

TV Carnage is why I get up in the mornings.

08.18.08 at 9:18 pm
donny Says:

do dead mice write these scripts?

08.19.08 at 11:43 am
Phelpsy Says:

You haven’t seen the ones involving WitchCraft or TimeTravel?

08.22.08 at 12:10 pm
Beef Says:

The gutterball wasn’t the only pathetic thing in that clip.

08.24.08 at 12:12 pm
marshall Says:

isn’t the non-colored dude the singer for Loverboy?

08.24.08 at 10:43 pm
Taeil Says:

The controller is so badass with the Zelda game. Just saying….

08.28.08 at 3:45 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.