Teen Steam is probably one of my favorite videos of the year. It’s Alyssa Milano’s teen exercise tape in fact it is so good it rivals watching Ellen dance but their are sexual thoughts involved. Here’s an exercise that no one cares about because the average viewer is too busy thinking the most degenerate things available to their imagination.

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19 Comments
  1. JuCIFER Says:

    Now that’s the mark of a great Director.


  2. Anonymous Says:

    so brave


  3. homeless. Says:

    thank you for that.


  4. lesser "scenerio" rapper Says:

    Now that’s the mark of a great Dictator


  5. Vane$$a Says:

    I wonder if Tony Danza ever…you know…balled her.


  6. Mike E Says:

    They had to all be eighteen, just had to be.


  7. Fuller Says:

    TEEN STEEEAAAAM gotta let it OUT!

    TEEN STEEEAAAAM gotta let it OUT!


  8. cunty mcstevens Says:

    just awesome


  9. poopsie Says:

    i bet she balled herself all the way to the top


  10. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    When Jonathan fingerbanged her, he went gay. Whodathunk?


  11. the fink Says:

    i think i just yezzed…


  12. fagbasket Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_N0n1bOWBo

    Premium Alyssa Milano TV Carnage at the 1:30 mark.


  13. fagbasket Says:

    Wait, wrong link. Here’s the right one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvTR9J46Ds


  14. Anonymous Says:

    Chis Hansen can suck my dick. I’ll have a seat wherever I damn well please.


  15. Anonymous Says:

    I knew about Teen Steam ages ago. But what I didn’t know was that she did album in Japan…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahr_3GWz1w8


  16. Vane$$a Says:

    there’s something horribly wrong with a woman who openly has a baseball player fetish like this chick has a baseball player fetish. those guys are total dicks…man.


  17. Andrew 'Dice' Clay Says:

    I am ready to spermatize her.


  18. stewed Says:

    @ anymous.
    I’ve known about knowing about people who have known about this clip for years. I even knew about JAPAN for years AND her album for even more years than I knew about Japan. How you like me now world?


  19. Skerv Says:

    Fap fap fap!!


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