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STILL HUNGRY AFTER LUNCH? HOW ABOUT SOME CELERY?

There is a lot here to digest. No pun.
First:
#A I think Tanya looks way better with her glasses on.
#B there is a part where she plays her ribs. I’m currently trying to remix this between gentle heaves.
#C Good luck topping this one Maurey
#D Her pillow cases in her room look too childish, she should go with stripes
#E After putting the world through year five of med school, you can say “Va-Ji-Ji” all you want.
#Fuck maaannn

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9 Comments

SLK Says:

WHAT THE MOTHA FUUUUCKK!?!?!

08.26.09 at 1:52 pm
Kleinian analysis focuses on interpreting very "deep" and primitive emotions and phantasies Says:

She considered it based on actual experiences, unlike theology

08.26.09 at 2:12 pm
rebelyellow Says:

umm…ahhh uhhhhh

08.26.09 at 2:15 pm
EAR2EAR Says:

less than 24 hours eh? good show!

08.26.09 at 2:40 pm
christopher575 Says:

Oprah herself helped popularize “vajajay” so he could have at least said that.

08.26.09 at 3:41 pm
Brian Says:

Ahhh! Fuck Maaannn.

08.26.09 at 3:46 pm
Pederasta Says:

The lady needs to start a fetish site and make lots of ka-ching-ching.

08.27.09 at 12:59 pm
ew Says:

the lady in the screen grab looks like me. also, awesome,

08.28.09 at 12:31 am
Mail a Fart Says:

Why don’t people call it cunt anymore? Who came up with the term Vaj-jiy?

08.30.09 at 11:31 am

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