I’ve had a fascination with Beanie Baby collectors forever and a day and were a huge indicator of the stupidity of the planet; as documented in WHEN TV ATTACKS! I rediscovered this tape the other day covered in dust and shame…
In fact it aged just long enough for Freaks and Geeks and Tarentino to use it as a casting tape.
What are the people who invested in these things doing now? No one cares at all anymore… there are garages full of these things with husbands pacing back and forth air boxing.
XO
PINKY CARNAGE
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beanie baby collectors are the same fare as child beauty pageant types, desperate and insane.
07.19.09 at 11:13 am
Do you tell these women “Oh ps: you’re gunna be on Street Boners?” Or do you tell them something else? I’m curious as to the context.
Oh and yes…agreed. Fucking beauties.
Thank you and good day sirs.
07.19.09 at 7:51 pm
so fucking good.
07.19.09 at 10:36 pm
my mom made tons of money selling those on ebay. She had all the ones in the video and I think she sold a few of them for a few hundred dollars. I even made $90 selling this toucan beenie baby on ebay. suckas!
07.20.09 at 4:07 am
I used to love the Beanie baby scammers that would cut the wings off a yellow duck and pretend that this was an ultra rare factory second that missed that stage of the production process. Imagine, maiming an innocent stufed animal for ill gottten profit. I bet those fuckers graduated to selling Romanian kids with fetal alchohol syndrome to desperate barren American couples. HAHAHA
07.20.09 at 9:01 am
so like one of the dudes in the Tarantino trailor looks like the little boy in the Beanie baby thing.
07.20.09 at 10:13 pm
one of the soldiers Brad’s rilin up
07.20.09 at 10:13 pm
0:26 – 0:27ish
07.20.09 at 10:14 pm
disregard my three above posts. fuckers.
07.20.09 at 10:16 pm
Without fixing markets NY would never have been an social epicenter. A;so the 2 videos had nothing to do with each other aside from the fact that they nationalism and France and were not funny. Much like this post. Srsly thought you were going to take the high ground and stay away from politick.
Ya coulda just taken pot shots at blondie there but no..
lez see more dicks
07.21.09 at 3:07 am
gb does offer some great social commentary on the current war on terror esp the gitmo debacle which has taken a 3rd spotlight behind sotomayor and healthcare reform
hope he gets an oscar
jews truly
07.21.09 at 3:13 am
the dude drops hints like boulders on the fact theat the BEANIE BABY KID is the same KID from Fraks and Geeks and Terantino’s new film. okkkkkkeeeee?
07.21.09 at 10:47 am
its like a shit sandwich with a beautiful brad pitt glaze
07.21.09 at 9:13 pm
lok samm levine has such a distinctive voice
07.21.09 at 9:54 pm
It’s too bad the beanie babies had to halt their buddhist rap tour because the nazis got the cancer.
07.21.09 at 10:40 pm
I like pancakes.
07.22.09 at 3:36 pm
I feel like hitting my head against a brick wall when i read the comments section on this site sometimes. fffffffuuuuuuuck!!!
07.22.09 at 6:00 pm
Haven’t been paying attention, but Inglorious Basterds looks pretty good.
07.23.09 at 10:35 am
Neal Schweiber !
08.01.09 at 6:13 pm