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What’s weird about this scene is that I had this exact dream except I was all of those characters and I was infiltrating Fox News divisions.

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This entry was posted on 04.17.09 at 10:30 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

12 Comments

edward special Says:

man don’t leave me hang’n. what the hell was that.

http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs

04.17.09 at 11:29 am
srsly Says:

what movie is this?!?

04.17.09 at 2:12 pm
I'm your everything Says:

Follow your nose.

04.17.09 at 3:20 pm
man Says:

the bitch in the leotard was a primary catalyst for me being the sexual tornado that i am today. thanks, skinemax

04.17.09 at 3:24 pm
^Do it Says:

That’s a nice little dance Shark-and-Scorpion/Beckles do/does. I think it’s called “I/You Have Boooobiiiiieeess Nowmnowmnowmnowm.”

04.17.09 at 3:29 pm
gutthole Says:

what fucking movie/porn was this?!

mustseeenoooowwwwwwwwsoIcanjackofftofake80’stitties.

04.17.09 at 11:41 pm
Mr. Belvedere Says:

1994 is my guess.

04.19.09 at 1:00 am
buffalowinger Says:

the movie is called Day of the Warrior. http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesl/daywarrior1.mpg

04.19.09 at 2:25 am
dude thumber Says:

where do you find this shit?

04.20.09 at 12:17 pm
DJBurgerking Says:

sadly i have seen this on Cinemax, circa 1994

04.20.09 at 4:22 pm
Shay Van Fanni Says:

i love you

05.06.09 at 9:51 am
Shay Van Fanni Says:

Julie Strain!!!!!!

05.06.09 at 10:04 am

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