STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SYLVIA, DOGS DO RULE HEAVEN

A little while ago I wrote a piece about Sylvia Brown and pets in the afterlife. I was somewhat of a skeptic. Until I saw this. Dogs do in fact greet you in the afterlife, well the dog you were buds with, the others can fuck-off and only if your a near death experience is due to a sissy food allergy.
Anyway, Sylvia, your claims are 100% the truth the whole truth and nothing but the psychic, truth.
I apologize. Hopefully I’ll soon receive a floating, transparent head with you saying “It’s okay”.

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3 Comments

Sambo Says:

im fine as long as theres bitches on the other side.

11.13.09 at 3:25 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

Where do you find this stuff?

11.15.09 at 1:44 pm
Tunnels are Tubes Says:

The tunnel was like a long empty tube!

11.22.09 at 8:11 pm

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