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OH! THAT’S WHY THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT MADE NO SENSE.

I was wondering why everything was fine, up until I felt like a Neanderthal when I hit the KEY CHAPTERS ON EFFORT PROCESSING! Now that I know it was a print error that no one picked up on forever and went undetected by thousands upon thousands of readers; only proves that Scientology is legitimate. I mean in any other book, if the pages are out of order I’d also just run with it. Going from a page ending in: ” hey mom when do I get my puppy?” and the next page starts with ” her glistening legs parted like the fuckin’ Red Sea”
I would simply run with it and think “I’m not good enough for this enlightenment”
It’s the person from the wrong side of the gene pool’s fault. Gotcha.

P.S. The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!

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12 Comments

hipgravy Says:

Derrick, what the HELL is this from and where the FUCK are more clips from Totally 4 Teens?

01.24.09 at 7:28 pm
badtooth Says:

a standing ovation for a fuckup??? They really are good at brainwashing,.

01.27.09 at 8:48 pm
dickless tracy Says:

i love the to live and die in LA sequence at the end.

01.27.09 at 9:13 pm
manitoba Says:

this gets an OT-7

1. STREET MISCAVIGE
2. STREET MISCAVIGE
3. STREET MISCAVIGE
4. STREET MISCAVIGE
5. STREET MISCAVIGE
6. STREET MISCAVIGE
7. STREET MISCAVIGE

ps. “Youth For Human Rights International” is also Totally 4 Teens

01.27.09 at 10:20 pm
totalwad Says:

aw, there be a twin in our midst

01.28.09 at 1:38 am
buck Says:

okay that one was very good

01.28.09 at 6:47 am
Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

How long did it take them to figure that one out?

Don’t they read the shit they get from their publishers?

01.28.09 at 11:47 pm
wolfshirt420 Says:

fucking fools, fucking hilarious.

01.29.09 at 2:19 am
wolfshirt420 Says:

all religions must come together in order to battle the evil forces of scientology.

01.29.09 at 2:39 am
kristo Says:

hiii…all see my culture here…

01.29.09 at 9:43 am
CUSTOMERZ Says:

where can I buy the rich tradition of magic DVD. it isn’t in the store.

01.31.09 at 5:31 pm
Sally Jessy Says:

L.R.H. is the man!
Long live Xenu and fuck taxes!

02.05.09 at 4:19 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.