Totally for Teens is so totally awesome you’ll totally wish you were a teen. Totes.

The folks behind TV CARNAGE, Street Carnage, Wonder Showzen, Xavier, and the Daily Show have created one of the only productions that CAN save television from it’s current descent into CRAP. The Adult Swim production The Best Of Totally For Teens is what USA today has put on their things to look out for in 2009 top 10 list and is generating a lot o’ buzz everywhere. The best of Totally For Teens (T4T) “features Teens doing totally awesome shit like looking into the future, hating themselves, learning about Jews and teens eating cream filled pickles.”




A teen hanging out with two versions of his future self.
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Let’s see what these kids know about Jews.
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Leo Fitzpatrick fights bad drugs with good drugs.
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Coozie plays a gimp.
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Are you kids ready for some Good Charlotte?


  1. TOTALLY IN L.A. – JAMIE’S SMOKING CHOICE
  2. TOTALLY IN L.A. – SERGEANT BOOTS
  3. TV CARNAGE TOTALLY INVADES PORTLAND TONIGHT!
  4. TV CARNAGE LIVE IN NEW YORK
  5. SORRY ALYSSA, WHAT’S THIS CALLED? I WAS THINKING OF FILTH…

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17 Comments
  1. Mista UN|Steady Says:

    Thank fucking god.
    You should have 80s hardcore cameo as the band Cameo.
    or Boyz II Men.
    see if anyone gets that.


  2. Joese Says:

    derick gets so much assmeat, it’s insane


  3. Hollypop Says:

    Totally for Teens should be spelled “H-E-A-V-E-N”


  4. 1X4 YOLANDA Says:

    GOD, IF THOU DOTH EXIST, PLEASE LET THIS SHOW BE PICKED UP.


  5. pickle pants Says:

    ass meat? Even from the youngsters? That is insane


  6. happyascrappy Says:

    you guys are the next chapter of taking over. u all keep proving who the actual forces were/are


  7. fartbombs Says:

    I rilllly rillly can’t wait to see this show on the tee vee


  8. mg Says:

    gonna be titties


  9. scurvy dog Says:

    this is a very thing to get involved with if you are not a convicted sex offender


  10. HalfAfrican Says:

    Home come I don’t recognise any of the names??

    scurvy dog = drippy dog??

    It’s like a parallel universe of commenting over here.


  11. stevenandson Says:

    still laughing


  12. sexophone Says:

    the pilot looked so good. I think i didn’t laugh for the first 3 seconds then didn’t stop… which is hard on breathing and the staying alive

    CHOICES!


  13. scrubz Says:

    when is this going to be on! it’s another really smart move by Adult Swim to make a show like this. They will keep ruling the smart/ ahead of the curve weirdness that has proven itself. it’s long overdue you guys at Tv Carnage is part of this too.


  14. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Seeing those jeans you’re walking… they are ASKING for it!


  15. Juadon-Rafik Says:

    I LOOVE DOING THIS IT WAS SOOO FUN!!


  16. ^kourt Says:

    yeah it was soooo much fun doing this cant wait to see it on adult swim


  17. boy_ghost Says:

    HI ARI! congrats on the slot on Adult Swim.


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