STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THE DEATH OF A BEER

This is exactly the way you get to be a member of SBTVC. Pinky did it, Gavin did it and if you want in, you’ll have to do it too; it’s only fucking fair. So, if you want to join our crappy gang, bring a vintage car, a bunch of wrinkly bikers a full beer and meet us down by the beach and we’ll see what you got. A funeral for the beer will be held following the initiation, so wear black.

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5 Comments

trust fund Says:

If I ever get to hire a ghostwriter I will force him to include a scene like that into my book.

06.03.08 at 4:16 pm
Teddy Ruxpin Says:

This is what summers are like in Alabama.

06.03.08 at 7:47 pm
american me Says:

pocos peros locos

06.03.08 at 9:11 pm
ironbar Says:

WELL THAT’S CUTE BABY, LOOKIT WHUT I GOT HERE.

TRY THAT, MOTHERFUCKER.

06.03.08 at 10:40 pm
jem Says:

I’ve got the car, the bikers, and the guns. I just can’t get the beer. I lost my wallet and the supermarket doesn’t accept passports when you’re two years old in the picture.

07.17.08 at 1:50 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.