STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THIS IS A MAN HOSE!

In retrospect, Chuck should have screamed “It’s a man hose…A MAN HOSE!” Unfortunately he didn’t and because of this he never capitalized on a line of crowd control hoses called “Man Hose”. Today, the only other products available with “man hose” in the title were not ones that Chuck chose to endorse. Not to say he wasn’t pro man hose but he never got into the details of where exactly he stood on the issue. However, he did seem to feel the world in general was becoming more like a man hose.

What we do know for sure is that Heston was a complicated man living in complicated times.

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7 Comments

hugzanddrugz Says:

Thank- you.

04.08.08 at 4:07 pm
miaumiaume Says:

i just started laughing out loud like a crazy person!

04.08.08 at 4:48 pm
miaumiaume Says:

this is a good time!

04.08.08 at 4:49 pm
Brian Says:

Wow you’re killing me I’m dying here. Holy jeez.

04.08.08 at 8:31 pm
trshmstr Says:

must be funny’est vid on youtube…

04.09.08 at 10:05 am
mr.wilson Says:

Manty Hose are the new torture craze at GITMO. Apparently cab drivers are easily embarrassed about that stuff. They chafe a little at first, but I find them HOT.

04.09.08 at 3:46 pm
justin Says:

man hose!! HAHAHA

04.14.08 at 10:14 am

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