Gentlemen take note. When was the last time any woman, ney, anything at all did this when you walked in the door? Nut-huggers and a blousy tops drove/drive women insane! It was the 60’s and vaginae were finally having their go at it with impunity. What drove women with hairy seashells on their heads moist with depravity? A Welsh man no less, making a purring noises while gyrating his hips. His name: Tom Bones. A lad’s lad. A high calorie smoothie, a giant bonbon that these 50 yr old broached out broads wanna devour. Just look at them losing it and wanting to lose it all over again with him.



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5 Comments
  1. Charlie Says:

    The problem with Tom Jones is the fact that girls still love him today – hes about 140 and orange. Not like its a problem for him.
    What happened to cool microphones…


  2. bawdy Says:

    what happened period? Everyone looks like 13 year old now


  3. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    This is nothing, what about those Japanese TV shows where they basically have an orgy in front of an all-girl audience and then shoot their wads all over them?


  4. agent mule Says:

    call me beckles


  5. reeeeeeeeaally Says:

    whoooooo does he think he is?/!


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