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TOTALLY IN L.A. – JAMIE’S SMOKING CHOICE

TV CARNAGE’S TV show, Totally For Teens has been invited to LA this week to be fondled by the TV and then to Portland for a festival screening. It has been treated so well out here that it’s turning into a bit of a glistening prick and claims it wrote itself.
So in order to honor its offers, all this week STREET CARNAGE is posting chunks of this hot slut. Enjoy, cause shit is totes radical!

Today’s clip:
As part of the theme of this TOTALLY FOR TEENS episode “CHOICES”
Jamie decides to start smoking and with the help of sexy teen-throb; Dr Real, Jamie is about to learn a very valuable lesson about his “choice” by hanging with his future”smoking-self” and future “non smoking-self”. I took extra care in providing the future , Jerry Seinfeld pant wearing, non-smoking Jamie with a saxophone (sexyphone).
How will this one end?

XO PINKY

This entry was posted on 04.23.09 at 9:15 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

gutthole Says:

love the guy laying down, spinning the smoking version.

awesome.

04.23.09 at 12:25 pm
Chris Duncan Clothing Says:

Who wants to buy my ten speeds. Got to hooptybikes.com

04.23.09 at 12:29 pm
Jesus shit Says:

Portland what?

04.23.09 at 1:28 pm
JUCIFER Says:

C’MON BECKLES GET THAT SHIT GREENLIGHTED ALREADY, ME KYANNOT WEE-ATE NO MO!

04.23.09 at 3:55 pm
gutthole the original Says:

great product placement Street Carnage!

04.23.09 at 4:48 pm
HOMO Says:

dude, fuck LA, nothing but stupid shits, and faggot shits, and dicks, and all those fags that are into the bible, and those bearded fags… you know?

04.23.09 at 5:10 pm
HOMO the unofficial Says:

I agree with homo, LA is gayed through and through…

04.23.09 at 6:58 pm
buffalowinger Says:

this isn’t on tv is it? just let it die.

04.23.09 at 9:26 pm
fatass Says:

I’ll see you in Portland, too bad that I’ll be…… COOLER THAN YOU!!!!!

04.23.09 at 10:22 pm
greg Says:

Brilliant, brilliant shit. Have it over here in Britain you’ll make millions. Fuck the yanks.

04.24.09 at 8:24 pm
Lexicon Says:

I can haz show now?

04.24.09 at 10:03 pm
Hooptybikes.com Says:

I love this it make my life better when I watch em.

04.27.09 at 5:25 pm
Lance Kilby Says:

Cleaning

05.02.09 at 4:04 pm

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