STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TRAGIC IS THE NEW ADORABLE

Is this poor limping creation really worth cooing over? Is it worth of being followed by a gaggle of people from the past, losing their shit? Really? If you think this poor little limping, barely conscious bastard is adorable then I have a children’s leper colony for you in Florida.

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15 Comments

Rick Says:

what’s a ‘gagle’?

08.26.08 at 2:16 pm
Dollup Says:

A synonym for a “bunch”. Do you want me to explain to you what a synonym is too?

08.26.08 at 3:20 pm
Dollup Says:

OMG! Ith Mistow Winkle!

08.26.08 at 3:28 pm
Billie Jean King Says:

@Dollup: That would be a “gagGle”. Do you want me to explain to you what spelling is?
Game. Set. Match. Point. Rematch. Senior Tour match. Retirement comeback match. Over -80 Friendly match. Point.

08.26.08 at 8:47 pm
Gayboners Says:

That’s how me and the gang spend Saturdays.

08.26.08 at 10:43 pm
Coleman's Mustard Says:

Its gaggle, as in a gaggle of geese. You could also use ’skein’ for geese though. My favorite is a knot of toads. btw I can’t figure out what the people in the video are meant to be doing; They look like a clutter of tards in fabulous ’40s outfits doing the monster mash.

08.27.08 at 8:26 am
deathbreath Says:

how about a murder of crows……..hands down my favorite

08.27.08 at 9:35 am
tugrub Says:

what a sad, sad doggy. a walking bummer

08.27.08 at 12:09 pm
Snaggle Tooth Says:

Please don’t tell me this is what’s being passed off as a television show now-a-days.

08.27.08 at 12:43 pm
son Says:

GOLD

08.27.08 at 12:51 pm
crampon Says:

that dog looks drunk

08.27.08 at 1:16 pm
SWEATIN' BONES Says:

why the fuck are these people dancing?

08.27.08 at 1:54 pm
Janie Says:

That was fucking funny

08.28.08 at 5:54 pm
goldcat Says:

its jan terri as a puppy!

08.30.08 at 4:36 pm
smile city Says:

heartwarming ^-^

09.04.08 at 4:48 pm

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