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TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET MEETS HAUTE TENSION – MUST BE 18 + TO WATCH

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8 Comments

Cuntegonde Says:

Fuckin-A.

OR:

Goddamn, bitch. You beautiful.

Let me pee on you.

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Jes’ genius.

08.08.08 at 3:24 pm
egad Says:

brilliant!

08.08.08 at 4:26 pm
R. Peezy Says:

That’s it, I’m never “talking” again. How pedestrian. Everything will be sunnnnnggggggg,
punctuated by the occasional, “Lawwddd” and “Shut yo ass up Rosieeeeeeee.”
I’m ’bout to turn off the computerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
Think maybe I’ll go make a sandwicccchhhhhhh
Lawwwddddd

08.08.08 at 10:17 pm
hey Says:

trapped in the closets awesome. its the only thing my stepfather and i can agree on. oh and the song “patches” by clarence carter. my stepfathers from west virginia. weird. thanks.

08.09.08 at 2:45 am
Septpol Says:

FOR SERIAL HYPENESS
wow

08.09.08 at 9:04 am
AquaBush Says:

Best one yet. The Jimmy Somerville one was really good too.

08.09.08 at 11:54 am
Kareem Pynchon Says:

I’m so doing blackface after this

08.17.08 at 4:21 am
Butchie Says:

Not even close to as ridiculous as the original.

08.18.08 at 3:19 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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