I am so speechless when I watch this scene, I feel like Helen Keller. If there was ever a reason to have a “Best Hand Acting” category at the Oscars, this is it.

XO,
-PINKY

P.S. No sir, you do not make yourself perfectly clear.

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14 Comments
  1. Tumor Says:

    I want to watch OJ and OJ make out.


  2. bolo Says:

    word on the street is, you fired yoa guy who looks just like you from the comfort of your own living room but you’re not sure why, and BOY ARE YOUR ARMS TIRED!!!


  3. pogi Says:

    He’s the anti clooney. Down in the air


  4. Ted Dancin' Says:

    “Oh, my following!” :)


  5. Marcus Allen Says:

    Not OJ…


  6. buffalowinger Says:

    i missed ‘owww my following’ when it wasn’t here, but now i miss ‘who do we go tell’


  7. Kennedy Says:

    I love how the dude is firing the window for most of his speech. Great coverage.


  8. mr.meat Says:

    He needs like an ole fashion clickity clack typewriter at the end. Turns around and furiously starts tap tap taptaptap tap taptap tap. Stops and looks up through the venetian blinds shadows across his face and into the golden glow.


  9. pish posh Says:

    What did he do to deserve this?


  10. Danny Ramirez Says:

    Rare footage of Dr. Martin Luther King


  11. QuoteFingers Says:

    Who knew home offices could be filled with so much street-level excitement?! And why is it that 90% of all vanity films shot on shaky sony handicams always malign the poor efforts of the low-level talent agent?


  12. Props Says:

    Hat on the doorknob. A+!


  13. .... Says:

    Black Michael J Fox


  14. king illiotic Says:

    Porn isn’t for everybody.


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