I know, I know. whenever I see someone dressed like the manager at a women only wing joint, I wanna do the same thing.

XO
PINKY

  1. TV CARNAGE: GIVE HEAD RESPONSIBLY
  2. TV CARNAGE: BHM™ CHARLIE MURPHY IS A METAL HEAD
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: I GOT HECKLED
  4. TV CARNAGE: WOMEN LOOK AMAZING WHEN THEY FIGHT
  5. TV CARNAGE TOTALLY INVADES PORTLAND TONIGHT!

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7 Comments
  1. Dick 'In Yo Mouf' Cheney Says:

    It took about 30 seconds but then I started laughing.


  2. jj Says:

    who are we gonna tell??


  3. fucking great Says:

    ditto


  4. August Says:

    What is this from?


  5. Wack-boy Says:

    Such a simple edit, such uncontrollable laughter.


  6. Pussy Tastemaker Says:

    I’ll happily bounce the back of your head too.


  7. HEROIN STADIUM Says:

    BLACK FLAG IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE BRAIN BOUNCE BREAK DOWN…WE NEED A SLOW MO’ TRACK PLEASE!


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Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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