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TV CARNAGE: CHER SHARES ABOUT STEP CLASS

Cher, please warn me the next time you are going to wear that Goth-rotic tutu to class, so I can explain to my eyeballs what they are about to be in for.
Also Cher, where can I buy an Australian Lesbian Android (The A.L.A.- 2020 I believe) just like the one you have!?

But with all due respectful seriousness, you are one gutsy broad, to so honestly lay your step-motions, on the line like this. Kudos.

XO
PINKY

This entry was posted on 01.13.10 at 3:56 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

cherry Says:

CHER! Is there anything that isn’t dramatic for you?!
Love the Android!

01.13.10 at 5:33 pm
poopsie Says:

you go go Cher!

01.13.10 at 5:52 pm
Stephen Glass Says:

after this workout she went home and shit out the Backstreet Boys

01.14.10 at 9:51 am
rhoda Says:

this is still nothing compared to the If I Could Turn Back Time video.

01.15.10 at 2:31 pm
zincink Says:

cher rules

01.19.10 at 12:26 pm

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