Cher, please warn me the next time you are going to wear that Goth-rotic tutu to class, so I can explain to my eyeballs what they are about to be in for.
Also Cher, where can I buy an Australian Lesbian Android (The A.L.A.- 2020 I believe) just like the one you have!?

But with all due respectful seriousness, you are one gutsy broad, to so honestly lay your step-motions, on the line like this. Kudos.

XO
PINKY

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5 Comments
  1. cherry Says:

    CHER! Is there anything that isn’t dramatic for you?!
    Love the Android!


  2. poopsie Says:

    you go go Cher!


  3. Stephen Glass Says:

    after this workout she went home and shit out the Backstreet Boys


  4. rhoda Says:

    this is still nothing compared to the If I Could Turn Back Time video.


  5. zincink Says:

    cher rules


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