Those misconceptions sucked: Hollywood, shitloads of cash, no parents, shitloads of anything you want and being a teen equals Bible studies — not a raging attack of “awesome” that you’d be crazy not to indulge in.

XO
-PINKY

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16 Comments
  1. homeless. Says:

    beckles you are a fucking maniac. I can only imagine struggling to keep it together when you make this shit.


  2. fredMS Says:

    i feel bad that totally4teens didnt win rite now.


  3. homeless. Says:

    “i feel bad that totally4teens didnt win rite now.” For fucking serious!


  4. JuCIFER Says:

    Pinky is yet another misunderstood genius.


  5. blockhead Says:

    pinky has his pulse on the vomit gland 24/7.
    BRAVO!


  6. HOMO Says:

    have you seen this entire video? I have it on VHS somewhere.. when he is in the studio making music (or “dibble dabbling” as he calls it) makes me barf country style gravy out of my ballsh


  7. bejeje Says:

    i think he calls it “..some of that ol’ japanese funk..”


  8. Zippy Says:

    How would you like to be a sound engineer or camera guy dealing with this “artist” on his “work” all day long? Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan would consider him a talentless hack in the studio.


  9. HOMO Says:

    dude, is the camera and lighting setup behind him while he floats around really necessary? feldman is getting a hole in his bag about the fact that nobody helped poor haim when he was broke, how much did this shit cost to make? oh, and by shit I mean feces.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6fez3AHUzQ


  10. Kennedy Says:

    He actually says he’s “into that pop funk… that Japanese pop funk.”


  11. Regular Reader Says:

    What a smooth, hairless body….


  12. blockhead Says:

    sooo good. QUESTION FOR POSTERS: WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE THE NEXT COREY HAIM? Meaning attain this level of brutal awesomeness.


  13. Gayboners Says:

    Corey Haim was supple. There, I said it.


  14. Irrational guy Says:

    Corey Haim died for our sins.


  15. wind jammer Says:

    streetcoriesandtvhaimage.com


  16. lol@u Says:

    Here’s the full version. Worth every worthless minute. I think he paid like a million dollars to make this “comeback” vid.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLRK-XP_GLE


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