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TV CARNAGE: DANCE LESSON PT1 – THE LADIES

Dancing is like math. There are formulas you need to be able to understand before you can solve an equation. Solving the equation equals becoming so good that when you leave the dance floor it is covered in blood and the crushed dreams of other dancers.
This is like watching someone trying to understand math…with the exception that this makes me a bit horny and I want to keep watching for years.

XO PINKY CARNAGE

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6 Comments

lolipopPrince Says:

k Newb TV carnage question, what is “Oh my following” from??? anyone?

12.04.09 at 10:33 am
wow Says:

and wow! WOW! WOW!

12.04.09 at 2:04 pm
lolatu Says:

put that all together and this is what you get! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

12.04.09 at 6:19 pm
Walsh Says:

Everything is Terrible is just destroying you guys these days

12.07.09 at 11:56 am
gossipgirl Says:

ask EIT about TV carnage and what they are doing
. you would be amazed…

12.08.09 at 4:15 pm
theworldknows Says:

TVC took this shit to a futuristic level. the biter world is catching up slowwwlllyyy and lamely.
PS funny clip carnage fagz etc etc

12.10.09 at 5:43 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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