STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: DING DONG, B.H.M.™ CALLING

It’s here again! Black History Month or B.H.M.™ as no one likes to say. It’s a great opportunity to sign up for those African Dance lessons and immerse oneself in the Blackness and the Negroness of it all and, for a lot of you out there, yet another opportunity to spend February marinating in “Why do the fuck do they get a month?” sauce.

Regardless of your particular sauce, let’s kick this funky, fresh February off with B.H.M™ saying hello to a young lady in her apartment. Think of yourself as the young lady and let B.H.M.™ in. Just hide your valuables. I kid, I kid … or do I?

PEAS OOT,
-PINKY

This entry was posted on 02.04.10 at 1:45 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

Abraham Socrates Hussein Bambaataa Lincoln Says:

How come we always have to honor our history but never our future?

02.04.10 at 1:53 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

Cause there is no future HA!

02.04.10 at 2:50 pm
clearity Says:

Funny post Pinkster.
regardless of the bummer comments on your fucking site.

02.04.10 at 2:55 pm
Zippy Says:

The only thing I remember about black history is that Rosa Parks was a bus driver, John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest and George Washington Carver invented the penis. The rest is a blur.

02.04.10 at 3:07 pm
quadruple x Says:

We should get more than a month. We should get Black Summer.

02.04.10 at 3:20 pm
republican response Says:

that was cool but I like this one just a little better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiHu1BXnqCM

02.04.10 at 5:24 pm
white power Says:

black people get a month because:

martin luther king
grandmaster flash
jimmy hendrix
mac dre
jackie robinson
huey p. newton
cornel west
black jesus
shobiz & a.g.
lebron james
chuck fender
michael eric dyson
langston hughes
toni morrison
ron daniels
black panthers
cassius clay
wu-tang clan
michelle obama
…the list goes on and on. life without black people would be a mistake

02.04.10 at 9:13 pm
Zippy Says:

You forgot Aunt Jemima. Her pancakes are the bomb!!!!!!

02.05.10 at 8:54 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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