It’s here again! Black History Month or B.H.M.™ as no one likes to say. It’s a great opportunity to sign up for those African Dance lessons and immerse oneself in the Blackness and the Negroness of it all and, for a lot of you out there, yet another opportunity to spend February marinating in “Why do the fuck do they get a month?” sauce.

Regardless of your particular sauce, let’s kick this funky, fresh February off with B.H.M™ saying hello to a young lady in her apartment. Think of yourself as the young lady and let B.H.M.™ in. Just hide your valuables. I kid, I kid … or do I?

PEAS OOT,
-PINKY

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8 Comments
  1. Abraham Socrates Hussein Bambaataa Lincoln Says:

    How come we always have to honor our history but never our future?


  2. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    Cause there is no future HA!


  3. clearity Says:

    Funny post Pinkster.
    regardless of the bummer comments on your fucking site.


  4. Zippy Says:

    The only thing I remember about black history is that Rosa Parks was a bus driver, John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest and George Washington Carver invented the penis. The rest is a blur.


  5. quadruple x Says:

    We should get more than a month. We should get Black Summer.


  6. republican response Says:

    that was cool but I like this one just a little better

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiHu1BXnqCM


  7. white power Says:

    black people get a month because:

    martin luther king
    grandmaster flash
    jimmy hendrix
    mac dre
    jackie robinson
    huey p. newton
    cornel west
    black jesus
    shobiz & a.g.
    lebron james
    chuck fender
    michael eric dyson
    langston hughes
    toni morrison
    ron daniels
    black panthers
    cassius clay
    wu-tang clan
    michelle obama
    …the list goes on and on. life without black people would be a mistake


  8. Zippy Says:

    You forgot Aunt Jemima. Her pancakes are the bomb!!!!!!


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