WHY? WHY? WHY!? Besides 150 years worth of drug intake — why?! So with heavy hearts we say: “Take off to the Great White North, Canadian brother.”

XO
-PINKY

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23 Comments
  1. oh man! Says:

    Classic Carnage Pinky. Whoa.


  2. Anonymous Says:

    Hi, I’m Derrick Beckles, and I’m too stupid to spell “Haim” correctly.


  3. pooty Says:

    oh WHO DO WE GO TELLE?


  4. blockhead Says:

    anon, why the fuck are we bickering about a vowel!? COREY IAN HAIM IS FUCKING DEAD!!!! great tribute pinky, hope there are more to cum.


  5. jj Says:

    is Toronto in Canada, Corey?


  6. Brian Says:

    Haimed to Heaven.


  7. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Somewhere Corey Feldman(e) is prepping for an onslaught of E!, ET and Insider interviews. It’s Corey time, Feldman and you’re the only Corey in town. make it happen, junkhead!


  8. beckles Says:

    Why the fuck do I keep thinking he had an “E” at the end of his name? I even looked it up on the “E” mail system and other geniuses like me spelled it that way. SO I have to say… Totes Sores Cores, my bad.


  9. imyar Says:

    saw this, ignored it, then in a mass email someone mentioned his death whaaaaaaat?

    -last person to find out for once


  10. JuCIFER Says:

    Another legend is born. Kids that never knew him will think he’s some great genius.
    Like Cobain. He was good, but fuck, kids think he was Jesus.


  11. Jay Says:

    Shit, I’m surprised he lasted until he was 38. His official website is so shitty it made me feel sad – http://www.coreyhaim.us/


  12. Zippy Says:

    We lost a giant today.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


  13. Ted Dancin' Says:

    What happened to “Ohh, my following!”??? :(


  14. Norm Says:

    Beckles, check his incomprehensible answer in the interviews:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amB0c-PPUCs&feature=related


  15. blockhead Says:

    already on it norm. already on it.


  16. Norm Says:

    Super.


  17. Barbara Says:

    He could have just moved his eyebrows and not spoke and I would have understood him just the same.


  18. Bone_Isstrack Says:

    Can’t Tame the Haim!


  19. Salad Says:

    Copied and pasted from the bio on his website:

    “”BTW, Ladies: COREY is currently absolutely happy, thrilled and completely cool about being single — yes, he’s available!”"

    HAHAHAHA not anymore!


  20. Dutch Master Says:

    holy crap look at his “art work”….

    http://www.coreyhaim.us/webgallery/artwork/index.html


  21. metoo Says:

    he’s kind of cute with his hat on and his painting!


  22. Mr. Hanky Says:

    “holy crap look at his “art work”….”

    I was more impressed by the guy that took pictures of his turds.


  23. Gayboners Says:

    Corey Haim was supple. There, I said it.


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