I wonder if his final impressive move in the party called “Life” will be to blow his head off?

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27 Comments
  1. Radtooth Says:

    That was great. At parties.


  2. imyar Says:

    is this a fucking skill in his brain?


  3. Kudos Says:

    Who plays this shit at parties?


  4. Beef Says:

    What the fuck kinda party would have music like that? Well, I’d go anyway.


  5. Maxipad Says:

    Like this you mean? This is Fresh Jive the clothing lines intro to their site. Popcorn?

    http://www.freshjive.com/


  6. ipad Says:

    dude ^ there is like a waterfall from his nose


  7. life sucks Says:

    …because i don’t know anyone 1/2 as cool as this dude.


  8. Ah so Says:

    He missed the keys at the one point he shouldn’t have. I should know.


  9. Gayboner Says:

    Chevy Chase and Steve Martin based their whole careers on this kind of humor.


  10. Anonymous Says:

    I think he said expressive not impressive.


  11. Donkey Kong Says:

    hilarious


  12. Delanoche Says:

    check his fuck face 00:40.


  13. C and the MS-13s Says:

    Looks like the room was inspired by trapper keepers.


  14. republican response Says:

    kids hate stuff like this


  15. HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

    Party of one.


  16. HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

    The only reason people make him think he is entertaining at a party is because he is the only one with blow.


  17. vaginal hubris Says:

    SHAMELUST!


  18. Felonious Drunk Says:

    Scary Perry looks great.
    The dot-matrix dog with the shades is cool.


  19. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    I wonder who the guy was that thought “yeah, we’ll give him some air-time on TV. He’s Swell!”


  20. yo Says:

    thats what happens when all u do i snort coke for 3 days


  21. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Is this for a children’s show because anyone over the age of 7 would consider this guy a jackass.


  22. Billy Cox Says:

    lolololol what a fucking doofus. it should be titled “this is why you’ve never seen a real vagina”


  23. dapwell Says:

    Why are they trying to make these Winter Olympians seem cool? All winter sports are for rich assholes who could afford the equipment, training, etc. EAT A DICK!


  24. finally , Zwan Says:

    cold someone please do some more stv carnages. I never thought I’d say that, but I’m getting sick of seeing this guy and the duck lady


  25. omgkatiekatiekatie Says:

    that was a well-placed explosion


  26. Mishka Bloglin » Blog Archive » Packrat Pride: Some of My Favorite Books Says:

    [...] masterful.  I think Alex Ross might have drawn this one.  That guy looks like the guy in that TV Carnage clip who encourages people to play air piano at parties. Until next time, don’t [...]


  27. donkey kong Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN_9uf3kjvQ&feature=channel


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