STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: NO MORE FREE BLOW CHOBS

Weird, soon as you told him you weren’t an automated Blow Job Machine™ the jock got turned off.

This entry was posted on 11.30.09 at 8:15 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

4 Comments

booby Says:

Ummm … yes u are!

11.30.09 at 1:03 pm
Coitus Swayze Says:

Ha ha CHOBS. Indeed.

11.30.09 at 3:32 pm
miss universe Says:

blergh can’t load this more than 3 secondssss

12.02.09 at 5:14 pm
lolipopPrince Says:

k Newb TV carnage question, what is “Oh my following” from??? anyone?

12.02.09 at 11:56 pm

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