STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: PESCI IS THE RAP KING!

Forget auto-tuning and all of the uproar of Justin Bieber, the only MC you will ever need to know is Pesci. You get it all with this sweaty little Italian man.

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9 Comments

kure kure takora Says:

would rather go to a party run by joe pesci than steve aoki

07.02.10 at 12:15 pm
mr. jesus Says:

did he write this!? please god make it stop…

07.02.10 at 6:11 pm
sand witch Says:

nothing makes the skin crawl like italians rapping

07.03.10 at 2:40 am
poopin right now Says:

did anyone else hear the ‘futurama’ bells in the song?

07.03.10 at 4:49 pm
peruvian monster Says:

@poopin i hear them loud and clear. matt groening probably snatched this song knowing they’d be canceled.

07.04.10 at 12:22 pm
yikes Says:

i don’t think he bothered to listen to any rap music before doing this.

07.05.10 at 11:35 am
ku klux klam Says:

did he have a stroke right before they shot this video? or was his jaw just wired shut…please i need to know if pesci is okay. they’re scheduling a home alone 5 with the original cast.

07.05.10 at 1:04 pm
Anonymous Says:

Klassy

07.05.10 at 10:11 pm
dolphin sex Says:

Blondie – Rapture

07.23.10 at 2:52 pm

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STREET BONER 1680

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