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TV CARNAGE: PUSSIFIED POETRY

Any time Mike attempts to be insightful, it just winds up sounding like a barf laced lecture by David Lynch.

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-PINKY

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13 Comments

Bourgeois Swayze Says:

OUCH. That was such a sadness.

05.19.10 at 10:12 am
Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Quick peek into hell.

05.19.10 at 10:51 am
fredMS Says:

this sounds like a phife dawg verse if phife never rhymed about taking dumps.

05.19.10 at 11:11 am
blockhead Says:

my eyeballs turned into powdered milk pinky.

05.19.10 at 11:20 am
Dragler Says:

not bad for christian eddie haskell

05.19.10 at 11:27 am
JuCÍFEUR Says:

super flaming peacock.
Thank God Jesus cured his gay.

05.19.10 at 3:24 pm
Beatdick Poet Says:

He should have recited that to the human skeleton that was Tracy Gold.

05.19.10 at 3:36 pm
Columbo Says:

You guys are such retards.
Cant you hear the people laughing in the background?
It’s FUNNY!!!

05.19.10 at 6:28 pm
Ah so Says:

I heard it, Columbo, I heard it.

05.20.10 at 6:45 am
zuckerzeit Says:

dumb sitcom writers trying to act smart by creating intentionally dumb poetry that aims to be “smart” is comedy crack.

05.20.10 at 5:39 pm
blockhead Says:

i love me some comedy crack!

05.20.10 at 7:34 pm
Anonymous Says:

T.S. Eliot.

05.21.10 at 12:38 am
Greyhood Says:

kurt cameron got punched in the face every time he left the set.

07.02.10 at 3:18 pm

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