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TV CARNAGE: SECOND TOP NEWS STORY OF 2009

Willie Nelson and Kris Kristofferson love getting drunk and stoned and concerts are loud.

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Anonymous Says:

Ted Koppel hasn’t been with ABC since 2005 Retard

12.31.09 at 7:12 pm

mr.meat Says:

kuz he gave it all up to breath the stanky sweet weed with kris and willie, duh!

12.31.09 at 9:06 pm

Pinky Says:

ummmm please be joking about Koppel and 2005. That clip is from 1986 , which was the joke about top stories of 2009.
If you are serious about 2005 you are a hot cup of urine.

12.31.09 at 10:20 pm

mr.meat Says:

I know I was joking, but some how I still feel like a steaming cup ‘o’ piss.
Must be the future giddies coming on.

12.31.09 at 11:42 pm

Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

I don’t get it. Whens totally 4 teens getting picked up? I got that.

01.01.10 at 9:10 pm

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