STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: SELF-DEFENSE DIRTY TRICKS

I think everyone should constantly attack everyone else. Why take any chances?

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This entry was posted on 01.21.10 at 8:08 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

Bone_Isstrack Says:

i feel bad for the rapist with the blue shirt. who could resist that elaine benes hair cut?

01.21.10 at 9:52 am
Zippy Says:

Sooooo, this is why girls throw their drinks in my face when I’m out?

01.21.10 at 11:03 am
milky Says:

that is one powerful fucking magazine

01.21.10 at 6:04 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

I pay my hookers by throwing change at their face

01.22.10 at 12:51 am
1058 Says:

“We could go on forever and turn almost anything into a weapon”
This is an incredible video. It could be an Al-Qaeda training video, TSA training video, and self defense video at the same time!

01.22.10 at 4:30 am
lol@u Says:

In the wrong hands even an object as innocent as a banana peel can be turned into a deadly weapon!

01.22.10 at 4:50 pm
JuCIFéUR Says:

Hell yeah, I’ll fuck a niggah UP with some Skittles!

01.28.10 at 5:45 pm
nayr Says:

oh pleeze. i would fuck that bitch up. shes mad ugly btw so she doesnt have to worry about rape, or weapons, or any of that shit.

02.03.10 at 1:36 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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