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TV CARNAGE: SOMEBODY CALL SIR CHRISTOPHER HANSEN!

You meet this guy on line, he says he’s 20 and sure, he seems all interested in your video games and sunglasses, but when he arranges to meet you in the Walmart parking lot and gets you home, it’s another story. Notice Hansen doesn’t have the balls to get involved with this one!

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-PINKY

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4 Comments

hong kong phoeey Says:

jesus christ. this makes my butt hole cry.

06.03.10 at 10:46 am
booba Says:

ew. what movie was that from?

06.03.10 at 11:01 am
Yeah Right Says:

It’s from ‘Little Monsters’. The best movie to feature both Howie Mandel and Fred Savage.

06.03.10 at 1:58 pm
Anonymous Says:

MEATLOAF!

06.03.10 at 2:35 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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