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TV CARNAGE: STEP THE FUCK BACK WITH THAT RAZOR!

Sure this is romantic to a fifty year old woman who longs to be erotically fisted once again but for every male out there this turns our dicks into a raisin disguised as a labia.
As a futuristic computer machine would say: Romance, aborted.

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7 Comments

HOMO Says:

A RAISIN DISGUISED AS A LABIA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! holy fucking shit I just went myself!

01.08.10 at 4:38 pm
Barnard Animals Says:

What is this guy, in Band of Horses?!?

01.08.10 at 6:58 pm
poopsie Says:

cream is sexxxxxxxxy

01.09.10 at 6:13 pm
erection eliminator Says:

it looks so awkward and anti-sexual, like when your mom rapes you while your dad watches.

01.11.10 at 10:13 am
Bone_Isstrack Says:

“…heh, Boy, that was a close shave…”

01.11.10 at 4:06 pm
juCIFéUR Says:

Hellrose Place.

01.13.10 at 12:14 pm
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

It would have been way cooler if that was Keith Hernandez shaving him and saying…
“your beard is weird.”

01.13.10 at 12:56 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.