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TV CARNAGE: STRAIGHT BODY BUILDER BIO #1

First: Who doesn’t do your hair?
Second: Why is there a hammer on your stove?

This entry was posted on 01.07.10 at 4:26 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

JB Says:

So how does he pay his fucking bills? Does he strip? Does he do ads for protein powder or some shit?

01.07.10 at 4:36 pm
HOMO Says:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114825/

01.07.10 at 5:01 pm
leslie florida Says:

wow. A gay, vampire body builder.

01.07.10 at 5:10 pm
Holy Butt-fucking Shit! Says:

Yep I bet even the gayest gaylord would call him a sissy.

01.07.10 at 5:29 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

Little Richard on Steroids or the double dipped guy from Milli Vanilli???

01.07.10 at 9:49 pm
kss Says:

you’re scaring me!

01.07.10 at 11:29 pm
HOMO Says:

remember kadeem hardison in that vampire movie? not even considered for an academy award. bullshit!

01.08.10 at 12:05 am
Kudos Says:

This white guy has definetely taken his tan to the next level.

01.08.10 at 8:14 am
uh doi Says:

isn’t one of the ingredients to chinese herbal tea, penis?

01.08.10 at 12:43 pm
boy ghost Says:

HOLD THE FUCKING TELEPHONE. WHO DO WE GO TELL!?

01.08.10 at 2:02 pm
rhoda Says:

Goddamnit I had to watch the whole thing just to find the damn hammer! It had nothing to do with his erotic charisma, I swear.

01.08.10 at 2:23 pm
duncan Says:

are those reebok pumps?

01.09.10 at 4:16 am
Chinchillah Says:

RAVEN! Nice.

01.12.10 at 12:29 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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