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TV CARNAGE: STRIPPING LESSONS FROM THE INSECURE

If you are going to write a book about the art of seduction, give people lessons and brag about having been a stripper, let’s not “stir the pot”. Don’t let us in on the fact that you know you are not exactly a looker because then the illusion becomes delusion.
There is also nothing less sexy than practicing this sort of thing in a sterile convention center with the exceptions of a gynecologist’s office or practicing with a a Band-aide on your arm.

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6 Comments

n Says:

terrifying

11.25.09 at 4:27 pm
nuts Says:

wow. what an erotic scam…

11.26.09 at 2:03 pm
lolatu Says:

NOOOOOOOOOO don’t stir the pot lady! Leave that pot unstirred, thank you very much!

11.27.09 at 2:10 pm
SJF Says:

Hooker….

11.29.09 at 3:40 am
Anonymous Says:

oh no

11.29.09 at 9:19 pm
gay dude Says:

“play with your boobs and stir the pot,” is grosser than anything I’ve ever heard a guy say in porn.

12.01.09 at 4:22 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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