STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: TEXERCISE

Keeping fit is essential. It has indisputable, positive results for your mind and body. So when you make an exercise video it’s important to focus on results, not gimmicks so that your audience feels like they are in capable hands. Texercise achieves this by combining a Disco/Texas fusion workout for the exercise needs of .00000005% of the world’s population.

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7 Comments

Zippy Says:

Texercise. Disco / Texas fusion. Yeah, right.

11.20.09 at 2:27 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

Thats like Taebo, The Hustle and Square Dancing mixed into one

11.20.09 at 2:42 pm
totallyobvious Says:

i would like to put things in her that resemble my penis

11.20.09 at 2:46 pm
Brian Says:

“Dagn’l!”

11.20.09 at 4:36 pm
JuCIFER Says:

That bitch had crazy eyes!
Like a chicken-head on a meth bender.

papa likey…

11.20.09 at 5:28 pm
Anonymous Says:

34 people need Texercise.

11.21.09 at 6:16 pm
HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

I always kind of thought line dancing looked like a motor skill development activity

11.23.09 at 7:46 pm

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