If reincarnation is true and Gary Busey is a pomeranian, then what will Star Jonze become? My guess is some sort of gelatinous tar creature that some poor bastard stumbles upon and has their soul squeezed out like a tube of old toothpaste…
XO
-TV CARNAGE
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I want to tear out Buseys jaw and have his teeth on my mantel as a trophy. And i aint even shittin yall, these are real deal wishes, and if you dont follow then your missing the point.
08.13.10 at 2:43 am
But wouldn’t you only get the bottom set with his jaw? His top set are the real money makers.
08.13.10 at 7:17 am
powerful stuff. not since ’silver bullet’ hav I cried so much. the sensitivity, the artistry, comes through that only a great hollywood actor like Mr. Busey can bring.
08.13.10 at 10:44 am
who the fuck gave busey an animal? and why the fuck is booger his assistant? somehow it really works. THE BEST IN THE BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
08.13.10 at 11:11 am
OH, MY FOLLOWING!
08.13.10 at 11:57 am
OH, MY FOLLOWING!
08.13.10 at 11:58 am
Is Busey the new Coleman? I say “yes please”.
08.13.10 at 12:50 pm
give some kids a puppy that already has a name, what a dick move Busey.
08.13.10 at 1:16 pm
him or rosie is the new coleman. it’ll take place in the thunderdome.
08.13.10 at 10:51 pm
Wut… is this all for real? I’m kind of drunk.
08.16.10 at 3:25 pm
yes it is all real. it’s called QUIGLEY. i believe me and pinky are the only humans on the earth who have had the pleasure to see busey turned into a fluffy dog to save his brothers video game company…
08.16.10 at 5:20 pm
fuck cthulu.
the call of busey is my sachmo
08.24.10 at 2:26 am