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TV CARNAGE: TRAPPED IN THE VELVET CLOSET

While mourning the loss of America’s Sweetheart Gary Coleman, I totally forgot to do a tribute to America’s Romeo: Dennis Hopper. Life is so unfair! Who in the world is next in this merciless cycle?! My guess has to be Bret Michaels. His brain is already a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It’s only a matter of time before the rose stabs him in the cerebral cortex and earns him every white-trash tear in America.

XO
-TV CARNAGE

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3 Comments

Bourgeois Swayze Says:

It’s getting abstract in here.

06.28.10 at 12:08 pm
Jack Says:

Can’t beat the Hop. Took Hunter’s advice about the weird going pro and ran wid it.

06.28.10 at 9:33 pm
BB Says:

HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

06.29.10 at 10:27 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.