Why is it that When women fight it always reminds me of soggy Muppets trying to have sex on a trampoline?
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5 Comments
  1. Queen Carlotta Says:

    Please, security, hurry!!!


  2. Coke Ennyday Says:

    these are wonderful girls


  3. Rodeo Overdrive Says:

    And a noogie to boot.


  4. stich Says:

    LO fucking L They are totally “soggy muppets”


  5. Bone_Isstrack Says:

    Kelly Bundy vs. Kelly Bundy = Mean-Ass Wood


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