I love the intervention gambler. So does Dimitri over at E.I.T. and who has the audacity to dislike that which rap has to offer? Gabe definitely does not. So in celebration of the two, I give you THE RAP GAMBLER
TODAY’S CLIP
Who doesn’t ejaculate good feelings when intervention is onnn. Then add a layer of watching it stoned and you are right there next to theme being all intervened upon. Creepy and funny! In other word, Crunny.
This is a gentle TV CARNAGE re-work of Gabe the math genius turned degenerate gambling addict. His shrill, hysterically fueled demands are legendary in the whiner community and won all of our hearts with his persistent, indignant form of entitlement toward getting what he needs; Money from his family so he can further put them in debt.
Take it away Gabe!



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11 Comments
  1. stix Says:

    “whiter than sodium chloride” Magic!


  2. Hooptybikes.com Says:

    like the new deal


  3. vaginaface Says:

    the editing is stupid.


  4. Natural Wonder Says:

    i remember seeing this on tv


  5. dapwell Says:

    “YOU’RE TRYING TO ESCAPE ME”

    He definitely busts that one out 4 THA LADIEZZ


  6. dapwell Says:

    yeah i’d rather just see the kid rapping than all these quick edits back and forth


  7. tv Says:

    AAgreed. i love you, but this is dumb.


  8. dumbhead Says:

    not to join everybody in being mean (i thought tc commenters were the Elizabeth Wakefield to the blog’s Jessicas) but i reread the intro like six times and am pretty sure it makes absolutely no sense. it may be due to the grammar and punctuation but either way thats annoying


  9. boring Says:

    see name

    better without the edits


  10. fuckface Says:

    did that guy enter the salvation army shop just as Brian Austin Green was leaving?


  11. Trogdor Says:

    genius.


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