STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TWENTY GUNS TO MY HEAD

It cannot be easy to concentrate with twenty guns to your head. No sir… not at all. I can only imagine you would start fucking up and over thinking things. Like when someone is leering over your shoulder, breathing down your neck while you are working at your computer and you start opening up the same folder over and over. Or do the guns just become redundant after three or four are staring you in the face, so you become the most together you ever have been? So relaxed in fact, you just turn and say; “ENOUGH ALREADY! JESUS H. KRIKEY!”

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7 Comments

IDIOT Says:

AS COOL AS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW!

05.05.08 at 3:05 pm
dinco Says:

i’m starting a new band. it’s called turbo turban. anyone want to join?

05.06.08 at 6:02 am
muthafutha Says:

i had a gun in my face once, and i tole the guy, “Hey, Relax, homes. Me and your ole lady were doing rails- Not bumps, Okay.”

the fucken pussy was forced to listen to reason. she was hot, though.

05.06.08 at 12:32 pm
Haze Says:

turban king just doesn’t give a fuck

05.07.08 at 8:39 am
SPITTIN' TEETH Says:

you knew he was bad-ass the moment he screamed at that dudes gun

05.07.08 at 10:17 am
Echo Effect Says:

In a situation surrounded by guns just duck and then all the guys will shoot each other.

05.07.08 at 11:39 pm
Pras Says:

Dustin Hajijjjman

01.12.09 at 1:26 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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