Hi!
Been working on a moving picture, thus my freakin absence. I will be slowly become more back while still remaining slightly black.

Here’s a ditty I did a while back and since we all love Vampires so much, maybe we need to step back and get some perspective on their actual day-to-day bullshit existence; with the help of L.A.R.P.
All I could think of was, “why do Vampires have so much paperwork? Can’t they just get on with the sucking?”
P.S. Is the plural L.A.R.P.S-ES-ES? or L.A.R.P.I.?



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19 Comments
  1. dumazz Says:

    THANK GOD you are back.


  2. yourmothers'bestfriend Says:

    we are a vampire clan bruhah, born to sew the seeds of anarchy


  3. Dorp Says:

    LARPs is already plural, S isn’t part of the acronym.


  4. Nick Says:

    Holy Shit. Mississauga City Hall. Seventeen hours of shooting.


  5. lol@u Says:

    I got this shirt as a joke after seeing it on Grandma’s Boy… http://www.pccasegear.com/images/ts-dice.jpg

    sometimes get hit on by weird role-playing chicks when I wear it. it’s a heart breaker when I have to tell them I don’t actually play D&D and haven’t since I was 12.


  6. rjb Says:

    I worked with a bunch of these guys at my first videogame job. They would run around the park at night pretending to be vampires. One guy wore a leather trench coat with hand-tooled designs on it. Another guy was narcoleptic and would pass out at work. They would also organize bisexual orgies.


  7. bagel baby Says:

    who’s that live action canadian?


  8. sexphone Says:

    u r this site!


  9. Deathfuck Says:

    These guys aren’t that bad.


  10. "Xavier Kincaid" Says:

    Sir, your sweater is darling.


  11. tim Says:

    “these fellers and peeps”


  12. cunny bunny Says:

    THANK GOD you are black.


  13. pleasant taste afterglow face Says:

    i would not want to be stuck in a broken down elevator with any of these people.


  14. nerdkiller Says:

    Vampires wear sweats and hang out in mall entrances? Weak


  15. nerdlinger Says:

    plural of larp is larpers duh


  16. lets whale on some nerds! Says:

    Ugh. PAPERWORK! lame.
    Didn’t he say the last P in LARP is players? So it’s already plural..


  17. IWFKYAS Says:

    Yeah, it’s LARPers. And it’s a very special type of nerd that get’s into that (I’m guessing the type that never got laid at the theater department in high school).
    Soooo much more nerdy then the tabletop wargames I play.
    :P


  18. boop. Says:

    all of these girls are overweight. just sayin’.


  19. dilsnick rambutan Says:

    george poppadoppalous is only fractionally less cool then these fellers and peeps

    ps which one did you bang beckles, the little black hairded chick? I ravenlong for her


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