STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » WE SHOULD BAN “UPSTAIRS”

We should really look onto banning “upstairs”.It serves little purpose and going upstairs is just an exercise redundancy. Think about it, it’s the first floor with different shit and maybe a wall or two changed around. We’re not really fooling ourselves and the cost of maintenance can be exorbitant. More importantly, going upstairs in every horror documentary I have ever watched only gets the person killed. Murderers love upstairs, it’s like a moth to a flame, a trucker to a teen prostitute. Now we learn we wouldn’t stand a chance sitting upstairs on a bus! What’s next upstairs at as strip club? Let’s just do away with upstairs. Let’s refer to it as the U-word and move on…but not up.

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7 Comments

You know what... Says:

that was fuckin hilarious.

07.07.08 at 12:39 pm
Janie Says:

I’ll remember to sit at the VERY back from now on. Cheers.

07.07.08 at 1:31 pm
stevienickelback Says:

Ofissshhhh lafffsssss. I am a moth to a flame to this fucking site. When are you 2 gonna be on a flag…fag?

07.07.08 at 4:51 pm
tinaturner Says:

i wanna watchit over and over and over and over and over and over again…it doesnt get any less funnie.

07.07.08 at 7:31 pm
melor Says:

lame, it would be funny if it were an accident

07.09.08 at 1:02 pm
winter of discount tent Says:

looks like the camera stood a pretty good chance

07.10.08 at 1:03 am
ehhhh Says:

there couldnt be a more perfect clip.

12.05.08 at 12:07 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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