I don’t need much from a weather report, just some cursory, barely informative references to cold air, a horny cameraman and a threat or two. Done.

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8 Comments
  1. duggy Says:

    It doesn’t matter why this exists it just shouldn’t.


  2. The Realest Says:

    ‘Kay.


  3. Joe "Jingles" Glitterfuzz Says:

    Well at least he’ll get a blow job.


  4. gross Says:

    watch out for that front cold biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!


  5. Hurricane Tamika Says:

    The weather’s perfect


  6. muthafutha Says:

    some guys just can’t keep their mouths shut

    i hope her boyfriend knocked that guy’s block off


  7. chav bruv Says:

    right here is my argument to all future disapproving vaginas.. girls like this are why I’m not blanket against paying for sex. come on how am I supposed to bump into a chick like this and just let one thing lead to another… fuck that chicks you can’t be all anti whore and then act like jew virgins with the knowingness shit. anyway a porn ten like this is the best birthday gift you can buy yourself.. it’s like that song Reward by the Teardrop Explodes.. learn to accept it. it’s like booking a fucking massage. ok so her neighbourhood wasn’t as good as yours growing up., boo wah wahh ok let her piss on your dick for a few seconds and the guilt just melllts away cos. she’s not a fob came her on a container she’s a stripper crossed with massage that just came/pissed on your mouth and you’re about to pay her a playstation 3 and GTA 4.. it’s like eating at a fancy restaurant.

    spits of love,
    corsin larry


  8. chav bruv Says:

    yo muthafutha I just read your comment, and notice you are around here a lot posting under the same name like you want to be a character. you are a character and the character’s name is URKEL BITCH


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