Hey champs, the weekend is for blowing off steam and saying things like, “WOOO” and “DOUBLE DILDO!” so only hang with that ilk. If you sit next to an hombre on a couch who is smirking whimsically at the ceiling and you say “What’s the smirk about smirky-pants?” he will only envision you as a reporter from “LISTEN TO ME FOREVER MAGAZINE” and you will suffer through the never ending YARN about how he met a guy in his band. At that point you have no one to blame but yourself. You made you Conversation Bed. Now sleep in it foreves.
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This sounds like a lie. You were beating around a parking lot on a really awesome Harley? More like you were getting groceries in your Dodge Dart and saw someone else with long hair in the parking lot.
03.21.08 at 2:01 pm
what brand of shampoo does that dood use? Gorgeous locks fer shur
03.21.08 at 7:52 pm
He has pretty bangs . . . and a nice layered frame ?:D?
03.22.08 at 2:01 am
Too funny… I wish I had read this yesterday … I would have thanked you today.
PRETTY BANGS!
03.22.08 at 2:36 pm
“he looked at me and i looked at him” hahahaha checking each other out. he looks like dana carvey’s sister!
03.27.08 at 10:12 am