Turn ons: Perfect beards, epic reggae jams, a dog watching COPS, underwear decorated with giant hearts, comfortable and casual plaid robes.
Turn offs: Things that don’t turn me on such as, scenes in films that do not include all of my turnons.



  1. WHOA: GEORGE BUSH WAS LITERALLY A CRAZY PERSON
  2. STREET BONER 931
  3. HAIM SANDWICH
  4. CHECKING IN WITH BING BANG JEWELRY
  5. CATS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING

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9 Comments
  1. crampon Says:

    YES!!! I am so turned on right now.


  2. Ass and Titties Says:

    I dont even know why I just busted out laughing, but I did… thanks for that.


  3. Josh Birkhead-Kirk Says:

    That dog really hates criminals


  4. dannyboy Says:

    can we elect this site president?


  5. Berlinthenewyork Says:

    GREAT, AGAIN! As a dirty foreigner visiting from Europe (Berlin) and enjoying New York and everything I am told to check out that is cool and relevant (thanks spell check) I have to say you guys are amazingly smart and layered in your commitment to pop culture and your involvement. I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect, new , combined force. I am drunk , but Berlin and London love this new , better,evolution of what you were both part of before…. Okay…bye.
    TOUR EUROPE! You are smart assholes. we need this from this country for faith in you… I am drunk but supported by many,many people.


  6. sacha Says:

    i’m french and i totally agree with the drunk berliner. plus we love chfuck norris so much over here you know. ok, so come to paris please, do a show or something, but not in fucking Colette please!!
    anyway thanks.


  7. agreed. Says:

    love this, love you.


  8. noob Says:

    “I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect”


  9. Anonymous Says:

    by pure COINCIDENCE I am watching walker texas ranger on sleuth


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