STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » WHOA! EASY WITH THE TURN ONS

Turn ons: Perfect beards, epic reggae jams, a dog watching COPS, underwear decorated with giant hearts, comfortable and casual plaid robes.
Turn offs: Things that don’t turn me on such as, scenes in films that do not include all of my turnons.

This entry was posted on 10.01.08 at 11:43 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

crampon Says:

YES!!! I am so turned on right now.

10.01.08 at 12:54 pm
Ass and Titties Says:

I dont even know why I just busted out laughing, but I did… thanks for that.

10.01.08 at 2:51 pm
Josh Birkhead-Kirk Says:

That dog really hates criminals

10.02.08 at 12:34 am
dannyboy Says:

can we elect this site president?

10.02.08 at 2:49 am
Berlinthenewyork Says:

GREAT, AGAIN! As a dirty foreigner visiting from Europe (Berlin) and enjoying New York and everything I am told to check out that is cool and relevant (thanks spell check) I have to say you guys are amazingly smart and layered in your commitment to pop culture and your involvement. I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect, new , combined force. I am drunk , but Berlin and London love this new , better,evolution of what you were both part of before…. Okay…bye.
TOUR EUROPE! You are smart assholes. we need this from this country for faith in you… I am drunk but supported by many,many people.

10.02.08 at 3:01 am
sacha Says:

i’m french and i totally agree with the drunk berliner. plus we love chfuck norris so much over here you know. ok, so come to paris please, do a show or something, but not in fucking Colette please!!
anyway thanks.

10.02.08 at 7:45 am
agreed. Says:

love this, love you.

10.02.08 at 2:46 pm
noob Says:

“I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect”

10.05.08 at 2:47 pm
Anonymous Says:

by pure COINCIDENCE I am watching walker texas ranger on sleuth

12.10.09 at 3:43 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

E-mail it! | 12 Comments

STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

E-mail it! | 8 Comments

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

E-mail it! | 17 Comments

STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

E-mail it! | 15 Comments

STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

Bad Behavior has blocked 4377 access attempts in the last 7 days.