STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » WHOA! EASY WITH THE TURN ONS

Turn ons: Perfect beards, epic reggae jams, a dog watching COPS, underwear decorated with giant hearts, comfortable and casual plaid robes.
Turn offs: Things that don’t turn me on such as, scenes in films that do not include all of my turnons.

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9 Comments

crampon Says:

YES!!! I am so turned on right now.

10.01.08 at 12:54 pm
Ass and Titties Says:

I dont even know why I just busted out laughing, but I did… thanks for that.

10.01.08 at 2:51 pm
Josh Birkhead-Kirk Says:

That dog really hates criminals

10.02.08 at 12:34 am
dannyboy Says:

can we elect this site president?

10.02.08 at 2:49 am
Berlinthenewyork Says:

GREAT, AGAIN! As a dirty foreigner visiting from Europe (Berlin) and enjoying New York and everything I am told to check out that is cool and relevant (thanks spell check) I have to say you guys are amazingly smart and layered in your commitment to pop culture and your involvement. I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect, new , combined force. I am drunk , but Berlin and London love this new , better,evolution of what you were both part of before…. Okay…bye.
TOUR EUROPE! You are smart assholes. we need this from this country for faith in you… I am drunk but supported by many,many people.

10.02.08 at 3:01 am
sacha Says:

i’m french and i totally agree with the drunk berliner. plus we love chfuck norris so much over here you know. ok, so come to paris please, do a show or something, but not in fucking Colette please!!
anyway thanks.

10.02.08 at 7:45 am
agreed. Says:

love this, love you.

10.02.08 at 2:46 pm
noob Says:

“I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect”

10.05.08 at 2:47 pm
Anonymous Says:

by pure COINCIDENCE I am watching walker texas ranger on sleuth

12.10.09 at 3:43 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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