Dinking and diving still remains one of America’s favorite pass-times and the hilarity doesn’t just stop behind the wheel! When these kooky drunks are pulled over they spit all kinds of free-style street poetry. Today we have Doreen. She’s a data input supervisor at Applebee’s, she loves collecting hangover cures, the military, Vampire Weekend, Il Divo, Paul Simon, and the soundtrack to Titanic! Her hobbies include drinking, driving, getting pulled over and seducing cops.
Her turn offs: flashing lights when she isn’t on the dance floor and her turn ons are: flashing lights when she isn’t on the dance floor. Her cutest quote: “I barely drank to drive… I don’t dink dunk!”
Well I hope that policeman takes care of her.
KIDDING THAT ISN’T A REAL COP DOREEN! APRIL FOOLS DAY!
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but the real magic will happen inside THE BAT MOBILE, original and sexy
04.01.08 at 9:02 pm
She is going to wake up in her car thinking… “Whew made it … oh that’s embarrassing I have toothpaste stains all over my top!”
04.04.08 at 9:27 pm
is that title a reference to the ntm song?
04.08.08 at 11:04 pm
Pastimes. Look it up.
04.20.08 at 4:16 am