STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » WROOP WROOP! THE SROUND OF THE PRORLICE

Dinking and diving still remains one of America’s favorite pass-times and the hilarity doesn’t just stop behind the wheel! When these kooky drunks are pulled over they spit all kinds of free-style street poetry. Today we have Doreen. She’s a data input supervisor at Applebee’s, she loves collecting hangover cures, the military, Vampire Weekend, Il Divo, Paul Simon, and the soundtrack to Titanic! Her hobbies include drinking, driving, getting pulled over and seducing cops.
Her turn offs: flashing lights when she isn’t on the dance floor and her turn ons are: flashing lights when she isn’t on the dance floor. Her cutest quote: “I barely drank to drive… I don’t dink dunk!”
Well I hope that policeman takes care of her.

KIDDING THAT ISN’T A REAL COP DOREEN! APRIL FOOLS DAY!

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4 Comments

fifilefun Says:

but the real magic will happen inside THE BAT MOBILE, original and sexy

04.01.08 at 9:02 pm
donkydong Says:

She is going to wake up in her car thinking… “Whew made it … oh that’s embarrassing I have toothpaste stains all over my top!”

04.04.08 at 9:27 pm
yowza Says:

is that title a reference to the ntm song?

04.08.08 at 11:04 pm
Lupus Says:

Pastimes. Look it up.

04.20.08 at 4:16 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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