STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » YOU BLEW IT LADY

It’s hard to believe that this woman is stringing this guy along as part of a money making scam. He’s got it all, he’s George Clooney times 600 but still, some women (not all) but some; just can’t smell a fucking catch if it was farted into their Sex In the City fantasies. She loses he WINS. You blew it baby…. well you promised to blow it and never will touch him with a 10 ft Polish person, but still, you blew it BABY!
He’s got maps on the wall, boxes of things, and a desk. He’s going places and what are you? Just the girl of his fantasies. BTW, does he have no friends that wold gently tell him he’s fucking delusional?
Oh…one more thing… Chris Hansen is such a smarmy used condom. Listen to his all-knowing “wow” as he leads this poor bastard on.

This entry was posted on 09.23.08 at 5:04 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

12 Comments

Sonny Says:

loosing?

09.23.08 at 5:08 pm
Tampax Dave Says:

Wold? Arguement?

09.23.08 at 7:23 pm
goo Says:

what a dick

09.23.08 at 7:50 pm
georgieboi Says:

he deserves to send his love all his cheques all post dated to his one true love and he deserves to live out the rest of his life all alone

09.23.08 at 9:00 pm
trustfunded Says:

“A prize-winning model”? 30lb. Bass, the pictures on the fronts of phone books, and page-turning novels are prize-winning, not models.

09.23.08 at 11:41 pm
wow Says:

i need you. i love you.

09.24.08 at 12:43 pm
stevienickelback Says:

I think they can work it out in counseling.

09.24.08 at 12:44 pm
haze Says:

that chick has some great money scam boobs

09.24.08 at 2:44 pm
frib Says:

hansen is such a fucking douche nozzle

09.24.08 at 11:40 pm
Timmmmmm Says:

When I become president, I’m making Chris Hansen illegal.

09.25.08 at 11:38 am
Ass and Titties Says:

For real is it that easy?
I need to rethink my career path and shit.

09.26.08 at 3:23 pm
joseph cretinous Says:

Shit thats my fkn sister man! (well i say sister – used to be my brother)

09.29.08 at 8:43 am

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