STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » YOU CALL THIS HELP?

Look, when we sent our S.O.S. about our low food supply out to the Federation we expected some real help! Instead we go these ass-wipes from Insanius 12 who not only seem to be on “vacation” the whole time they have been here but they brought a speed freak named Ambassador Zozo who insisted on showing us how to grow Hamburgers. By the time you get this message, we are most likely all dead.

XO
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12 Comments

Zippy Says:

I always wonder what people from Uranus would be like. Probably a bunch of assholes.

07.28.09 at 10:57 am
skull front Says:

we won the war

07.28.09 at 11:09 am
polly Says:

that was amazing

07.28.09 at 2:33 pm
JuCIFER Says:

Is it too late? We picked your beacon… Beckles???? Becccckkklllllesss!!!!!!

07.28.09 at 3:23 pm
Barnard Animals Says:

The twitching of that creature’s ears just screams RAPIST

07.28.09 at 8:56 pm
Anonymous Says:

Galaxy Rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07.28.09 at 11:17 pm
Stand By Your Manatee Says:

SPACE GHOST ALREADY KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT

07.28.09 at 11:40 pm
Shirts off Says:

audio fail

07.29.09 at 8:05 am
BRAIN AIDS Says:

how the fuck do you grow a hamburger??

07.29.09 at 2:17 pm
fucking yes Says:

i used to watch galaxy rangers all the time.

07.30.09 at 8:42 am
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Hentai half/human/half animal/half alien (???????) simulated sexual cartoon violence is an incredible turn on to me.

Would it surpirise anyone to know that I live alone in a one-room apartment over a store?

08.03.09 at 9:23 am
Jetpack Says:

That first voice is Jerry Orbach. RIP JERRY WE LOVE YOU.

08.10.09 at 9:21 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.