This is why I never go camping with racist skinheads. After a game of “Old Man and the Bullets” peoples feelings get hurt, then it degenerates into a beef about who ate the last box of Kraft Dinner and inevitably, before you know it the nails come out. Borrrinnnggggg. I just wanna go somewhere without my necktie and all the conference calls and just chilllaaaxxxxxx.
P.S. Who the dickens knew that Nazi Skins tippy-toed so delicately down steps? You learn something every day… every day.
XO
PINKY CARNAGE
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I thought only Jews get that histerical. You learn something every day… evey day.
07.10.09 at 5:54 pm
The Saved by the Bell “drag” riff has never been used more adequately.
07.10.09 at 6:08 pm
this is my favorite movie of all time. greydon clark’s masterpiece. gene mitchell is brilliant, 5 thumbs up, my dick out, and my tongue up your ass! THANK YOU!
07.10.09 at 8:16 pm
Well what-dah-yah-know. Is that Ray Dennis Steckler and Randy Quaid off to the side being bullies (the-gun and the-sweatband)? sure looks like them in my alternate universe garbagebrain. I didn’t know they did a movie together.
You are right in the whole learning something everyday department. I shoulda known the way those skinheads started ballin , that Ray and Randy were behind it… And why would Ray and Randy run away after pounding nails? because of your explosion of coarse.
“I need a drink”.
great line! That’s pure method acting baby!
The Academy give actors oscars for over-acting through the duration of a crappy flick, BUT the true energy resides in short bursts like you have given us here..
audio needs to be equalized where movie volume equals explosion volume
07.10.09 at 8:36 pm
I love this movie–so many hilarious scenes, it would be hard to choose the best one. Easily the most realistic depiction of skinhead life ever committed to film.
07.11.09 at 1:16 pm
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That’s the best scene from DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR.
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07.12.09 at 6:13 pm
They ask why do we dress this way
Live for now–Don’t understand today
See the kids–But don’t hear what they say
Close your eyes and look the other way
Say the end justifies the means
Gonna lock us up and throw away the keys
Crucified–Crucified for your sins
Crucified–Crucified for your sins
They don’t know our feelings–only desperate cries
They see reflections through distorted eyes
We don’t care because it breaks their views
Got to learn to fight to live
Before they grind us under heel
We’re the targets so easy to find
And we’re the ones that won’t stay in line
I find myself nailed to a cross
For something that I didn’t do
It’s your fault you’ve ruined our lives
And we’re the ones you crucify
You’re the ones who commit the crimes
But it’s always us who do the time
07.13.09 at 12:15 am